Amazing Spider-Man 2: It's All A Matter of Perspective
Times Seen: 1
Expectations Before: Medium High
I would love to tell you all to go see Amazing Spider-Man 2. I'd also love to tell you all that I just won the lottery. Unfortunately, I'm not going to tell you either of these things. Instead, I'll be telling you what I thought about this movie in a 100% non-biased and totally sober way...
As noted above I had medium high expectations of this movie because the first one exceeded my expectations. Spider-Man was one of my favorite comics growing up and the Gwen Stacy story arc was my personal favorite. Though Andrew Garfield isn't my favorite actor and Emma Stone, while hot, is more than mildly annoying in most movies I'll admit, I was excited to see what they would do with it.
This movie surprised me to start out; it wasn't slow paced, it didn't take long to set up, and they introduced important characters early enough in the film. I was getting pretty amped up as I sat in the theater. And why wouldn't I? Aleksei Sytsevich , Norman Osborn, Harry Osborn, Aunt May...all the players were there. The makings of an epic movie were in place but did Sony and Marvel deliver?
In short, no. It seemed like every time the movie was just about to become epic it somehow fell flat or was overshadowed by some sort of superfluous nonsense. I'll give you examples but be warned: SPOILERS!!!!!
Let's talk music. When we see Electro for the first time it's in Times Square. Instead of foreshadowing music which crescendo's into an epic action themed symphony of awesomeness a la Star Wars we get...dubstep. Not just any dubstep mind you but annoying, electronic themed, cliche', played out dubstep. That's the best they could do? Oh, but it gets worse Web-fans... During the final battle between Spidey and Electro they once again play the same type of dubstep...but they sync it when our hero or our villain hit...wait for it...electrical spires. That's right folks, it was like watching pinball with dubstep synced with every time the pinball hits a bumper.
If the music wasn't bad enough Marc Webb, our fearless director, decided to try to manufacture drama. It was as if he felt he hadn't done an adequate job in building the tension of the final battle so he threw in extra scenes that had zero bearing on the outcome of the plot. For example, when the power goes out (yeah, it's a spoiler but is it?? He's fighting a guy named Electro!) AND during the final fight two planes are going to collide in mid air....MILES AWAY FROM SPIDER-MAN! Webb (the director not to be confused with the Web-Head) also cuts to Aunt May (who's now a nurse) having to do nursley things without the aid of electricity. Remind me why I care if some random extra dies from non-plot related injuries? Oh yeah, I don't.
Now I want you to think of some of the great movies like The Empire Strikes Back or Wrath of Khan. What do these movies have in common? CLIFFHANGERS! Without spoiling the movie ending let's just say this movie should have ended 10 minutes sooner than it did and the last 10 minutes should be the first 10 minutes of the next Amazing Spider-Man movie. If Webb (again, the director) had done that then this movie would have been EPIC despite the above flaws. Instead we're left with a movie that felt forced and gave me a headache.
I give this movie a 6 and it should be thankful to have it.